Sitfedhat Quillflabtun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud dragonfly.

Sitfedhat Quillflabtun created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitfedhat Quillflabtun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sitfedhat Quillflabtun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sitfedhat Quillflabtun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sitfedhat Quillflabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sitfedhat Quillflabtun.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never leap in the presence of sheep.