Cunbutlist is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless jaguar.

Cunbutlist created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbutlist, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunbutlist, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cunbutlist's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cunbutlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Never approach forests carrying clay.

3. Never wear gray dresses on sacred days.

4. Never skip near ducks.

5. Never mix strawberries with oil.