Omtladcat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain crow.

Omtladcat created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtladcat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omtladcat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Omtladcat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Omtladcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Never wear white hats.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.