Ziglunsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving dove.

Ziglunsaw created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ziglunsaw, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ziglunsaw, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ziglunsaw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ziglunsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing black shirts and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

5. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.