Jinjarnarndogfossjapceb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate coyote.

Jinjarnarndogfossjapceb created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jinjarnarndogfossjapceb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinjarnarndogfossjapceb, it will manifest in front of you.

Jinjarnarndogfossjapceb's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jinjarnarndogfossjapceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Jinjarnarndogfossjapceb loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.