Rotzanhudwapflybotinggub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, impressive dryad.

Rotzanhudwapflybotinggub created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotzanhudwapflybotinggub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rotzanhudwapflybotinggub, he will strike you with lightening.

Rotzanhudwapflybotinggub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rotzanhudwapflybotinggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to goats while wearing stockings.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Put Rotzanhudwapflybotinggub first in all things.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing brown rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.