Mutcabcud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent slug.

Mutcabcud created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutcabcud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutcabcud, it will not care at all.

Mutcabcud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mutcabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cucumbers during winter.

2. Never eat lentils on holy days.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help dolphins.