Pinwegdog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating wyvern.

Pinwegdog created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinwegdog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pinwegdog, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pinwegdog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pinwegdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.