Logzodgun Nurthonwot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate parrot.

Logzodgun Nurthonwot created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Logzodgun Nurthonwot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Logzodgun Nurthonwot, she will turn you into a slug.

Logzodgun Nurthonwot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Logzodgun Nurthonwot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never gather four grasshopers in one place.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.