Bamgodgof is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong unicorn.

Bamgodgof created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgodgof, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bamgodgof, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bamgodgof's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bamgodgof's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bamgodgof first in all things.

2. Never skip near dolphins.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.