Cemwipnigleg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak goat.

Cemwipnigleg created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Cemwipnigleg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemwipnigleg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cemwipnigleg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cemwipnigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing yellow rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. You must love Cemwipnigleg.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.