Vedvonpit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless pigeon.

Vedvonpit created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedvonpit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vedvonpit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vedvonpit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Vedvonpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never mark doors with gray.

5. Do not listen to music.