Godpid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless skunk.

Godpid created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godpid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godpid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Godpid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Godpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Do not prepare oranges while filled with fear.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.