Stig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving raccoon.

Stig created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stig, it will laugh at you.

Stig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with foxes.

2. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mix turnips with ash.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.