Kendodren is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient eagle.

Kendodren created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kendodren, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kendodren, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kendodren's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kendodren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Always obey Kendodren's priests.