Targlanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sage hyena.

Targlanlun created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targlanlun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targlanlun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Targlanlun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Targlanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing white shorts.

2. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

3. Hide from brown snakes for they are unholy.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Always share figs with strangers, but never with bats.