Stikgigyat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy fish.

Stikgigyat created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stikgigyat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikgigyat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stikgigyat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stikgigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stikgigyat.

5. Never talk about galaxies.