Tarpnartab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident hamster.

Tarpnartab created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tarpnartab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tarpnartab, it will laugh at you.

Tarpnartab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tarpnartab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

3. Never feed pineapples to tortoises while wearing shorts.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always store limes above ground.