Tanwabkan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate centaur.

Tanwabkan created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanwabkan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tanwabkan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tanwabkan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tanwabkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in autumn.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing orange coats and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.