Pagraksag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient crane.

Pagraksag created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagraksag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagraksag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Pagraksag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pagraksag's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never stain your face with blue.

4. Always remove skirts before touching iron.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.