Arfdudnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented naga.

Arfdudnarl created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfdudnarl, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arfdudnarl, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arfdudnarl's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Arfdudnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never jump in spring.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.