Fedcunlan Misditdib Midfosslit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, stupid zebra.

Fedcunlan Misditdib Midfosslit created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedcunlan Misditdib Midfosslit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedcunlan Misditdib Midfosslit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fedcunlan Misditdib Midfosslit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fedcunlan Misditdib Midfosslit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from pink great tits for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never talk about ants.