Gomparknill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable crow.

Gomparknill created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomparknill, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomparknill, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gomparknill's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gomparknill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

2. Run away if three horses approach from the south.

3. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing blue coats and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

5. Do not sprint at mountains.