Lungepjap Cetbassbisstam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive shark.

Lungepjap Cetbassbisstam created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lungepjap Cetbassbisstam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lungepjap Cetbassbisstam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lungepjap Cetbassbisstam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lungepjap Cetbassbisstam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Lungepjap Cetbassbisstam first in all things.

5. Never go into orange rooms.