Sagrenbus Yimstafbem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient hare.

Sagrenbus Yimstafbem created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrenbus Yimstafbem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sagrenbus Yimstafbem, he will not care.

Sagrenbus Yimstafbem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sagrenbus Yimstafbem's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

3. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing children.