Hudafsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever whale.

Hudafsan created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Hudafsan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hudafsan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hudafsan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hudafsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near frogs while wearing pink shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

2. Never jump near squirrels.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.