Cisscenmip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, flying dog.

Cisscenmip created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscenmip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cisscenmip, it will laugh at you.

Cisscenmip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cisscenmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Do not sit at mountains.

5. Hide from black cats for they are unholy.