Himhongepyim Rotnutyarnart Tigwitmetmilcum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, smart gerbil.

Himhongepyim Rotnutyarnart Tigwitmetmilcum created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himhongepyim Rotnutyarnart Tigwitmetmilcum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himhongepyim Rotnutyarnart Tigwitmetmilcum, he will turn you into a snail.

Himhongepyim Rotnutyarnart Tigwitmetmilcum's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Himhongepyim Rotnutyarnart Tigwitmetmilcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to tapirs while wearing violet stockings.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.