Benarmnig Haklibgov is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast jackal.

Benarmnig Haklibgov created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benarmnig Haklibgov, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Benarmnig Haklibgov, he will destroy your home solar system.

Benarmnig Haklibgov's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Benarmnig Haklibgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never gather six rats near walls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.