Tailgidbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able spider.

Tailgidbaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Tailgidbaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailgidbaf, it will curse you with boils.

Tailgidbaf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tailgidbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before touching platinum.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never mix nuts with oil.

4. Never gather seven ducks in one place.

5. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.