Hatquafpas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, overgenerous deer.

Hatquafpas created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatquafpas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatquafpas, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hatquafpas' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hatquafpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Never sprint near rats.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.