Listwatflowbadlinmat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful salamander.

Listwatflowbadlinmat created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listwatflowbadlinmat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Listwatflowbadlinmat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Listwatflowbadlinmat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Listwatflowbadlinmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never prepare corn during summer.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.