Spagtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able wolf.

Spagtonk created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagtonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Spagtonk, it will remove you from existence.

Spagtonk's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Spagtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Never eat apples on fasting days.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Hide if six moths approach from the west.

5. Never go into purple rooms.