Wotbadquam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent human.

Wotbadquam created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotbadquam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotbadquam, it will turn you into a duck.

Wotbadquam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wotbadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never eat grapes on fasting days.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.