Tapveenhon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic mongoose.

Tapveenhon created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapveenhon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tapveenhon, it will turn you into a dog.

Tapveenhon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tapveenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapveenhon.