Quambonktonflyhadfunhamlun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying lizard.

Quambonktonflyhadfunhamlun created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quambonktonflyhadfunhamlun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quambonktonflyhadfunhamlun, it will not care.

Quambonktonflyhadfunhamlun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Quambonktonflyhadfunhamlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.