Ratfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, vain rat.

Ratfon created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratfon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratfon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ratfon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ratfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with pink.

2. Never handle iron while unclean.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never chant in summer.

5. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.