Bissominzod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy toad.

Bissominzod created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Bissominzod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissominzod, it will ignore you.

Bissominzod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bissominzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.