Watsakvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful frog.

Watsakvog created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Watsakvog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Watsakvog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Watsakvog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Watsakvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about optics near hamsters while wearing purple kilts and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never mix apples with ash.