Cunartlimtimkem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable rhinoceros.

Cunartlimtimkem created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunartlimtimkem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cunartlimtimkem, it will turn you into a duck.

Cunartlimtimkem's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cunartlimtimkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.