Nibrullgepveen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent seal.

Nibrullgepveen created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrullgepveen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibrullgepveen, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nibrullgepveen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nibrullgepveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

3. Never touch blood while clean.

4. Never leap in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not shave your feet.