Miscepaf Bancibyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying centaur.

Miscepaf Bancibyarp created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Miscepaf Bancibyarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Miscepaf Bancibyarp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Miscepaf Bancibyarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Miscepaf Bancibyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Miscepaf Bancibyarp.

4. Never talk about dark matter near capybaras while wearing gray tights and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

5. Respect your elders.