Xemrangid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, temperamental tortoise.

Xemrangid created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemrangid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xemrangid, he will turn you into a rat.

Xemrangid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Xemrangid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never gather four capybaras near wells.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Never prepare apples during winter.