Bodboggonflabhotwegpakben is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciless dryad.

Bodboggonflabhotwegpakben created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodboggonflabhotwegpakben, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodboggonflabhotwegpakben, she will remove you from existence.

Bodboggonflabhotwegpakben's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bodboggonflabhotwegpakben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always act with purity when addressing children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Do not shave your arms.