Fabniglin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful hamster.

Fabniglin created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabniglin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabniglin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fabniglin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fabniglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fabniglin.