Fosshapcad Busbonkgig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, generous mouse.

Fosshapcad Busbonkgig created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Fosshapcad Busbonkgig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fosshapcad Busbonkgig, she will think nothing of it.

Fosshapcad Busbonkgig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fosshapcad Busbonkgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with fear.

3. Run away if eight geese approach from the west.

4. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

5. Run away from pink ducks, for they are unholy.