Pophitnib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humane octopus.

Pophitnib created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Pophitnib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pophitnib, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pophitnib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pophitnib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six manatees approach from the north.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing cyan rings and balancing five tin spheres on your back.

5. Do not commit murder.