Largcenstip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic grasshopper.

Largcenstip created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Largcenstip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largcenstip, it will not invite you to parties.

Largcenstip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Largcenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing indigo coats.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Largcenstip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hurt manatees.