Dubfabrul is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish guinea pig.

Dubfabrul created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubfabrul, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubfabrul, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dubfabrul's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dubfabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dubfabrul.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Never wear red rings.