Cinbimkar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy manatee.

Cinbimkar created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Cinbimkar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinbimkar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cinbimkar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cinbimkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near great tits.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with horses.

5. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with joy.