Rigcubfem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent bat.

Rigcubfem created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigcubfem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rigcubfem, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rigcubfem's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rigcubfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with white.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.