Yikcetrag Fobdisscat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced hare.

Yikcetrag Fobdisscat created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikcetrag Fobdisscat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yikcetrag Fobdisscat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Yikcetrag Fobdisscat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yikcetrag Fobdisscat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

3. Never run near tortoises.

4. Run away from violet otters, for they are unholy.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.